Flat atomizer pump

1. A magazine, comprising:

at least two pages; and

a fluid dispenser positioned between the at least two pages, comprising:

a substantially flat body having a thickness of less than about 4 millimeters, comprising:

a reservoir;

a tube comprising a first opening in communication with the reservoir and a second opening;

a valve in communication with the second opening of the tube; and

a pump chamber in communication with the valve;

a substantially flat actuator having a thickness of less than about 4 millimeters, comprising:

an actuator shroud;

an actuator tubular section in the actuator shroud;

a valve rod in the actuator tubular section;

at least one valve conduit in the valve rod; a vortex chamber in communication with the valve conduit; and

an orifice in the actuator shroud aligned with the vortex chamber.

2. The magazine of claim 1 , wherein the body comprises a molded plastic part.

3. The magazine of claim 1 , wherein the actuator comprises at least one molded plastic part.

4. The magazine of claim 1 , further comprising a liquid impermeable pouch, wherein the fluid dispenser is contained within the liquid impermeable pouch.

5. The magazine of claim 4 , wherein the liquid impermeable pouch comprises a liquid impermeable pouch selected from the group consisting of a foil pouch and a plastic pouch.

6. The magazine of claim 1 , further comprising a liquid fragrance contained in the reservoir.

7. The magazine of claim 1 , further comprising at least one reservoir support tab in the reservoir.

8. A magazine and pump assembly, comprising:

a magazine comprising at least two pages;

a liquid impermeable pouch positioned between the two pages; and

a pump contained within the liquid impermeable pouch, comprising:

a flat pump body having a thickness of less than 4 mm, wherein the flat pump body comprises:

a reservoir;

a tube;

a valve;

a pump chamber; and

a projection in the pump chamber;

an actuator, wherein the actuator comprises:

a fluid passageway;

a sealing membrane in the fluid passageway; and

an orifice;

wherein the projection is configured to break the sealing membrane upon actuation of the pump.

9. The magazine and pump assembly of claim 8 , wherein the pump chamber and the fluid passageway are configured to provide a fluid path from the pump chamber to the fluid passageway.

10. The magazine and pump assembly of claim 8 , wherein the actuator further comprises a vortex chamber between the fluid passageway and the orifice.

11. The magazine and pump assembly of claim 8 , wherein the reservoir comprises:

a reservoir interior; and

a reservoir cap welded to the reservoir interior, wherein the reservoir cap is folded along a fold line of the flat pump body and welded to lateral walls of the reservoir interior.

12. The magazine and pump assembly of claim 8 , wherein the reservoir comprises:

a reservoir interior; and

a reservoir cap welded to lateral walls of the reservoir interior.

13. The magazine and pump assembly of claim 8 , wherein the fluid passageway further comprises:

a rod;

an exhaust valve;

a spring between the exhaust valve and the rod; and

a conduit through at least a portion of the spring and at least a portion of the rod.

14. The magazine and pump assembly of claim 13 , wherein the conduit further comprises:

an exhaust conduit having a terminal end;

at least two bifurcated branches in communication with the terminal end of the exhaust conduit; and

a vortex in communication with the at least two bifurcated branches.

15. The magazine and pump assembly of claim 8 , wherein the reservoir further comprises:

at least one reservoir support tab; and

a liquid fragrance contained in the reservoir.