Sheet catcher for toilets and methods therefor

1. An apparatus for a toilet, comprising:

a toilet seat engagement portion;

a sheet catcher comprising three or more barbs; and

a flexible thong coupling the toilet seat engagement portion to the sheet catcher;

the sheet catcher to situate within a water seal of the toilet when the toilet seat engagement portion engages a toilet seat; and

the three or more barbs spaced from each other about an axis of the sheet catcher to catch non-dispersible sheets when the toilet is flushed.

2. The apparatus of claim 1 , the sheet catcher to at least partially extend into a trapway of the toilet.

3. The apparatus of claim 2 , the sheet catcher comprising a first slug comprising the three or more barbs and a second slug comprising one or more additional barbs.

4. The apparatus of claim 3 , the first slug tethered to the second slug by a flexible connector.

5. The apparatus of claim 4 , each of the first slug and the second slug between four and five inches in length.

6. The apparatus of claim 4 , each of the first slug and the second slug plastic coated.

7. The apparatus of claim 1 , the sheet catcher selectively detachable from the flexible thong.

8. The apparatus of claim 1 , the three or more barbs comprising between four and six barbs.

9. The apparatus of claim 1 , the three or more barbs extending distally from a slug.

10. The apparatus if claim 1 , the toilet seat engagement portion comprising a retention bar defining one or more receivers to receive retaining bolts of the toilet seat.

11. The apparatus of claim 10 , the toilet seat engagement portion further comprising a thong coupler extending distally from the retention bar between a first receiver and a second receiver.

12. The apparatus of claim 11 , the thong coupler defining a frustum in cross-section.

13. The apparatus of claim 1 , the one or more barbs to permit dispersible sheets or human waste to pass when the toilet is flushed.

14. The apparatus of claim 1 , the non-dispersible sheets manufactured from one of needlepunched material or spunlace material.

15. A system, comprising:

an apparatus for a toilet, comprising:

a toilet seat engagement portion comprising a retention bar and a thong coupler extending distally from the retention bar;

a sheet catcher comprising one or more barbs; and

a flexible thong coupling the thong coupler of the toilet seat engagement portion to the sheet catcher;

the sheet catcher to situate within a water seal of the toilet when the toilet seat engagement portion engages a toilet seat; and

the one or more barbs to catch non-dispersible sheets when the toilet is flushed.

16. The system of claim 15 , further comprising one or more of signs or stickers packaged with the apparatus, the one or more of signs or stickers comprising signs instructing a user not to flush the non-dispersible sheets.

17. The system of claim 15 , further comprising one or more of signs or stickers packaged with the apparatus, the one or more of signs or stickers comprising one or more stickers to attach to the toilet, the one or more stickers comprising a notice that the toilet is equipped with the apparatus.

18. A method, comprising:

disposing a sheet catcher in a water seal of a toilet, wherein the sheet catcher comprises at least four barbs spaced apart from each other about an axis of the sheet catcher;

attaching a toilet seat engagement portion to a toilet seat of the toilet; and

catching non-dispersible sheets with one or more barbs of the sheet catcher when the toilet is flushed.

19. The method of claim 18 , further comprising permitting one or more of human waste or dispersible sheets to pass when the toilet is flushed.

20. The method of claim 18 , further comprising replacing the sheet catcher after it catches a non-dispersible sheet.