SYSTEMS AND METHODS FOR ORDERING LABORATORY TESTS AND PROVIDING RESULTS THEREOF

1 . A method for providing laboratory test results to a subject, comprising:

A) receiving by a laboratory associated computer system (LACS) a request from a subject for a laboratory test, wherein the laboratory test is to be performed with a biological sample from the subject

B) providing by the LACS an identifier code to the subject in response to the request, wherein the identifier code comprises or is linked to information regarding the laboratory test to be performed with the sample from the subject;

C) obtaining at a sample processing device a vessel containing the biological sample from the subject, wherein the vessel is associated with the identifier code or a related code;

D) processing the biological sample on the sample processing device according to the laboratory test requested by the subject, wherein the sample processing device is in communication with the LACS and wherein information related to the sample is transmitted to the LACS; and

E) providing by the LACS results from the laboratory test to the subject, wherein the results from the laboratory test are provided to the subject after the subject provides the identifier code or a related code to the LACS.

2 . The method of claim 1 , wherein the LACS comprises a server.

3 - 4 . (canceled)

5 . The method of claim 1 , wherein the LACS is accessible via a network.

6 - 8 . (canceled)

9 . The method of claim 1 , wherein the laboratory test is for an infectious disease, a genetic disease or condition, or pregnancy status.

10 . The method of claim 9 , wherein the infectious disease is a sexually-transmitted disease.

11 . The method of claim 1 , wherein the request from the subject for a laboratory test is not associated with information relating to the identity of the subject.

12 . (canceled)

13 . The method of claim 1 , wherein the request from the subject for a laboratory test is associated with no more than three pieces of information relating to the identity of the subject selected from the group consisting of the subject's: first name, middle name, last name, social security number, date of birth, age, home address, work address, driver's license number, passport number, medical record number, or credit card number.

14 . (canceled)

15 . The method of claim 1 , wherein the vessel is directly associated with the identifier code or a related code.

16 . The method of claim 1 , wherein the vessel is indirectly associated with the identifier code or a related code.

17 - 18 . (canceled)

19 . The method of claim 1 , further comprising prior to step D), inserting the vessel containing the biological sample into a cartridge containing reagents for performing two or more different laboratory tests.

20 . The method of claim 19 , wherein less than the total number of laboratory tests which the cartridge contains reagents for performing are performed with the biological sample.

21 - 22 . (canceled)

23 . The method of claim 1 , wherein the information transmitted to the LACS comprises raw data from the sample processing device.

24 . The method of claim 1 , wherein the information transmitted to the LACS comprises final laboratory test results.

25 . (canceled)

26 . The method of claim 1 , wherein the personal computing device, LACS, and sample processing device are within a housing.

27 - 28 . (canceled)

29 . The method of claim 28 , wherein the LACS does not receive or store any information relating to the identity of the subject during the course of the method.

30 . A system for providing laboratory test results to a subject, comprising:

A) a laboratory associated computer system (LACS), wherein the LACS is configured to: i) receive a request from a subject for a laboratory test, wherein the request is not associated with information relating to the identity of subject and wherein the laboratory test is to be performed with a biological sample from the subject; ii) provide an identifier code to a subject in response to the request, wherein the identifier code comprises or is linked to information regarding the laboratory test to be performed with the sample from the subject; and iii) provide results from the laboratory test to the subject, after the performance of the laboratory test and upon receipt by the LACS of the identifier code or a related code from the subject; and

B) a sample processing device, wherein the sample processing device is in communication with the LACS and wherein the sample processing device is configured to: i) process the biological sample according to the laboratory test requested by the subject, upon the receipt at the location of the sample processing device of a vessel containing the biological sample from the subject, wherein the vessel is associated with the identifier code or a related code, and ii) transmit information related to the sample to the LACS.

31 - 37 . (canceled)

38 . The system of claim 30 , wherein the sample processing device is configured to receive information regarding the identifier code or a related code.

39 . (canceled)

40 . The system of claim 30 , wherein the sample processing device is configured to receive a cartridge comprising the biological sample from the subject and reagents for performing one or more laboratory tests.

41 . The system of claim 30 , wherein the sample processing device comprises a pipette and is configured to dilute the biological sample.

42 . The system of claim 30 , further comprising a vessel containing a biological sample from a subject.

43 . The system of claim 42 , wherein the vessel is directly associated with the identifier code or a related code.

44 . The system of claim 42 , wherein the vessel is indirectly associated with the identifier code or a related code.

45 . The system of claim 30 , further comprising a cartridge containing reagents for performing two or more different laboratory tests and the biological sample from the subject.

46 - 62 . (canceled)