Weapon magazine

1. A firearm magazine assembly, comprising:

a housing defining a cartridge track, the housing having a distal end comprising feed lips for feeding cartridges to a firearm and a proximal end; and

a follower assembly comprising a follower and a spring, the follower having a proximal side and a distal side and movable between a compressed position and an extended position, the follower further having at least two angled surfaces configured to engage the housing and bias the feed lips towards each other when the follower is in the extended position.

2. The magazine assembly of claim 1 , wherein:

the at least two angled surfaces are configured to engage one or more shelves in the housing when the follower is in the extended position to prevent the spring from forcing the follower against the feed lips.

3. The magazine assembly of claim 2 , wherein:

the at least two angled surfaces are shaped to pull the housing towards the follower when the at least two angled surfaces engage the one or more shelves in the housing.

4. The magazine assembly of claim 2 ; wherein:

the at least two angled surfaces are each angled relative to a follower horizontal.

5. The magazine assembly of claim 4 , wherein:

the follower comprises a pitch axis, a yaw axis, and a roll axis;

at least one of the at least two angled surfaces is parallel to a first plane, the first plane crossing a single point on the pitch axis of the follower and two points on the roll axis of the follower; and

at least one of the at least two angled surfaces is parallel to a second plane, the second plane crossing a single point on the roll axis of the follower and two points on the pitch axis of the follower.

6. The magazine assembly of claim 5 , wherein:

a first of the at least two angled surfaces is parallel to the first plane;

a second of the at least two angled surfaces is parallel to a third plane, the third plane crossing a single point on the pitch axis of the follower and two points on the roll axis of the follower; and

the first and the second of the at least two angled surfaces are on opposing sides of the follower.

7. The magazine assembly of claim 1 , wherein:

the magazine assembly further comprises a floorplate removably engaged with the proximal end of the housing, and an insert comprising an insert release; wherein

the floorplate comprises a release passage;

the insert release comprises a resilient material, and is shaped to interference fit an interior portion of the insert; and

the insert release and the release passage are shaped to enable disengagement of the insert from the floorplate using a 9×19 mm Parabellum cartridge.

8. The magazine assembly of claim 1 , wherein:

the magazine assembly further comprises a floorplate removably engaged with the proximal end of the housing, and an insert;

the insert comprises an insert release; and

the floorplate comprises a release passage; and wherein

the insert release comprises a resilient material, and is shaped to interference fit an interior portion of the insert; and

the insert release and the release passage are shaped to enable disengagement of the insert from the floorplate using one of a 9×19 mm Parabellum cartridge, a similarly blunt-nosed cartridge, or a similarly blunt-nosed improvised tool.

9. The magazine assembly of claim 8 , wherein:

the insert release is substantially made of a resilient material.

10. The magazine assembly of claim 1 , wherein:

the distal end of the housing comprises a cartridge loading guide configured to align a rim of a cartridge being loaded to with a case of a previously-loaded cartridge.

11. The magazine assembly of claim 1 , wherein:

the magazine assembly is configured to feed one of:

9×19 mm Parabellum cartridges, similarly blunt-nosed pistol cartridges, or similarly blunt-nosed cartridges.

12. The magazine assembly of claim 1 , wherein:

the housing comprises a relief for allowing a trigger bar to function when the magazine assembly is installed in a weapon.

13. The magazine assembly of claim 1 , wherein:

the feed lips are made of a polymeric material.

14. A method of using a firearm magazine assembly, the firearm magazine

assembly comprising a housing and a follower assembly, the housing defining a cartridge track, the housing having a distal end comprising feed lips for feeding cartridges to a firearm and a proximal end, the follower assembly comprising a follower and a spring, the follower having a proximal side and a distal side and movable between a compressed position and an extended position, the method comprising:

causing the follower to engage the housing when the follower is in the extended position; and

causing the follower to bias the feed lips of the housing towards each other when the follower is in the extended position.

15. The method of claim 14 , further comprising:

allowing at least two angled surfaces in the follower to engage one or more shelves in the housing to preclude the spring from forcing a loaded cartridge against the feed lips.

16. The method of claim 15 , wherein:

at least one of the at least two angled surfaces in the follower is defined by a distinct plane that is neither parallel nor perpendicular to a horizontal of the follower.

17. The method of claim 14 , further comprising:

causing the follower to engage the housing to pull the housing towards the follower when the follower assembly is in the extended position.

18. The method of claim 14 , wherein the firearm magazine assembly comprises a floorplate removably engaged with a proximal end of the housing, and an insert comprising an insert release; the method further comprising:

disengaging the insert from the floorplate using a 9×19 mm Parabellum cartridge, a similarly blunt-nosed improvised too, or a similarly blunt-nosed cartridge.

19. The method of claim 14 , wherein the firearm magazine assembly comprises a floorplate removably engaged with a proximal end of the housing, and an insert comprising an insert release; the method further comprising:

disengaging the insert from the floorplate using a blunt-nosed improvised tool.

20. The method of claim 14 , further comprising:

engaging a cartridge loading guide of the housing while loading a cartridge to align a rim of the cartridge being loaded with a case of a previously-loaded cartridge.

21. The method of claim 14 , wherein:

the feed lips of the housing are made of a polymeric material.