Slotted body jewelry surface anchor

1. A surface anchor for body jewelry, comprising:

a base formed of an elongated plate having a planar top face and a planar bottom face, the elongated plate being longer than it is wide, the base having a proximate end to which a post is coupled, such that the post is coupled to and extends orthogonally from the planar top face of the base, the post having a diameter smaller than a width of the base and being positioned within an interior region of the planar top face so that the planar top face flanges outward for a distance around an entire circumference of the post, the post including a fastening structure for securing the body jewelry to the post, the base further including a distal end, the distal end including a slot interrupting a distal edge and extending from an opening at the distal edge of the base through a total thickness of the elongated base plate and inward into an internal region of the base, the slot bounded on opposite sides by a pair of elongated structures, the slot having an inner surface with two sides which extend in parallel along their entire lengths, the slot being longer than it is wide and collectively with the pair of elongated structures of the base forming a U-shape, the U-shape open at the distal edge of the base and being formed in a plane of the base that is orthogonal to the post; and

wherein the base is unperforated, including no internally formed holes connecting the planar top face to the planar bottom face.

2. The surface anchor of claim 1 , wherein the inner surface of the slot is formed by the two parallel sides connected together by a curved edge on a central innermost edge of the slot.

3. The surface anchor of claim 2 , wherein the opening of the slot opens to the distal end of the elongated plate, in between respective distal ends of each of the elongated structures.

4. The surface anchor of claim 3 , wherein each of the distal ends of the elongated structures is curved.

5. The surface anchor of claim 1 , wherein the slot is centered widthwise within the elongated plate.

6. The surface anchor of claim 1 , wherein the diameter of the post is larger than a width of the slot.

7. The surface anchor of claim 1 , wherein the slot has a width to length ratio of between 1:5 and 1:1.

8. The surface anchor of claim 1 , wherein the slot has a width between 0.01 and 0.05 inches, and has a length between 0.05 and 0.2 inches.

9. The surface anchor of claim 1 , wherein the slot width is between ¼ and ½ of the width of the elongated plate.

10. The surface anchor of claim 1 , wherein the elongated plate has a length of between 0.15 and 0.35 inches.

11. The surface anchor of claim 1 , wherein the width of the elongated plate is of between 0.05 and 0.2 inches.

12. The surface anchor of claim 1 , wherein a length to width ratio for the elongated plate is between 2:1 and 3:1.

13. The surface anchor of claim 1 , wherein the total thickness of the elongated plate is between 0.01 and 0.03 inches.

14. A slotted body jewelry assembly, comprising:

a surface anchor for body jewelry, including:

a base formed of an elongated plate having a planar top face and a planar bottom face, the elongated plate being longer than it is wide, the base having a proximate end to which a post is coupled, the post including a fastening structure for securing the body jewelry to the post, such that the post is coupled to and extends orthogonally from the planar top face of the base, the post having a diameter smaller than a width of the base and being positioned within an interior region of the planar top face so that the planar top face flanges outward for a distance around an entire circumference of the post, the base further including a distal end, the distal end including a slot interrupting a distal edge and extending from an opening at the distal edge of the base through a total thickness of the elongated base plate and inward into an internal region of the base, the slot bounded on opposite sides by a pair of elongated structures, the slot having an inner surface with two sides which extend in parallel along their entire lengths, the slot being longer than it is wide and collectively with the pair of elongated structures of the base forming a U-shape, the U-shape open at the distal edge of the base and being formed in a plane of the base that is orthogonal to the post;

wherein the base is unperforated, including no internally formed holes connecting the planar top face to the planar bottom face; and

body jewelry removably secured to the post of the surface anchor.

15. The slotted body jewelry assembly of claim 14 ,

wherein the fastening structure is an internally threaded post of the surface anchor; and

wherein the body jewelry includes:

a jeweled or ornamental surface mounted in a setting; and

a threaded shaft configured to engage with the internally threaded post of the surface anchor.

16. The slotted body jewelry assembly of claim 14 , wherein the surface anchor is configured to sit with the elongated plate resting under the skin of a user, and the post is configured to extend through a semi-permanent opening in the skin, and the body jewelry is configured to be removably secured to the post external to the opening in the skin when worn by the user.

17. The slotted body jewelry assembly of claim 14 , wherein the slot is configured with a width sufficient to allow human tissue of the user to grow into the slot in situ, thereby securing the surface anchor against rotation under the skin.

18. The slotted body jewelry assembly of claim 14 ,

wherein the slot has a width to length ratio of between 1:5 and 1:1; and

wherein the width of the slot is between ¼ and ½ of the width of the elongated plate.

19. The slotted body jewelry assembly of claim 14 , wherein a length to width ratio for the elongated plate is between 2:1 and 3:1.

20. A slotted body jewelry assembly, comprising:

a surface anchor for body jewelry, including:

a base formed of an elongated plate having a planar top face and a planar bottom face, the elongated plate being longer than it is wide, the base having a proximate end to which a post is coupled, such that the post is coupled to and extends orthogonally from the planar top face of the base, the post having a diameter smaller than a width of the base and being positioned within an interior region of the planar top face so that the planar top face flanges outward for a distance around an entire circumference of the post, the post including a fastening structure for securing the body jewelry to the post, the base further including a distal end, the distal end including a slot interrupting a distal edge and extending from an opening at the distal edge of the base through a total thickness of the elongated base plate and inward into an internal region of the base, the slot bounded on opposite sides by a pair of elongated structures, the slot having an inner surface with two sides which extend in parallel along their entire lengths, the slot being longer than it is wide and collectively with the pair of elongated structures of the base forming a U-shape, the U-shape open at the distal edge of the base and being formed in a plane of the base that is orthogonal to the post;

wherein the base is unperforated, including no internally formed holes connecting the planar top face to the planar bottom face;

wherein the fastening structure is an internally threaded post of the surface anchor; and

body jewelry removably secured to the post of the surface anchor, the body jewelry including a jeweled or ornamental surface mounted in a setting, and a threaded shaft configured to engage with the internally threaded post of the surface anchor;

wherein the inner surface of the slot is formed by the two parallel sides connected together by a curved edge on a central innermost edge of the slot;

wherein the slot has a width to length ratio of between 1:5 and 1:1;

wherein a length to width ratio for the elongated plate is between 2:1 and 3:1; and

wherein the width of the slot is between ¼ and ½ of the width of the elongated plate.