External male incontinence clamp

1. An incontinence clamp comprising:

an upper clamp arm comprising a first end, a second end, an inner surface, and an outer surface, wherein the upper clamp arm comprises an arcuate inner surface;

a lower clamp arm comprising a first end, a second end, an inner surface, and an outer surface, wherein the lower clamp arm comprises an arcuate inner surface;

a hinge pivotably connecting the first end of the upper clamp arm to the first end of the lower clamp arm;

a removable upper guide spans a majority of the inner surface of the upper clamp arm, the removable upper guide comprising a curved concave-inner surface, and an upper padding releasably secured over a majority of the removable upper guide;

a removable lower guide spans a majority of the inner surface of the lower clamp arm, the removable lower guide comprising a first side portion, a second side portion and a middle portion disposed in between the first side portion and the second side portion, wherein the middle portion comprises a curved convex portion protruding towards the upper clamp arm, and a lower padding releasably secured over a majority of the removable lower guide;

wherein at least one of the removable upper guide and the removable lower guide is dimensioned to selectively adjust a size of the incontinence clamp to a user's penis; and

a connector releasably connecting the second end of the upper clamp arm to the second end of the lower clamp arm.

2. The incontinence clamp of claim 1 , wherein the connector comprises a plurality of connecting positions, wherein each of the plurality of connecting positions forms a different internal diameter of the incontinence clamp.

3. The incontinence clamp of claim 2 , wherein one of the second end of the upper clamp arm and the lower clamp comprises an interlocking tooth and another of the second end of the upper clamp arm and the lower clamp arm comprises a plurality of recesses engageable by the interlocking tooth, wherein the interlocking tooth is adjustably secured in a selected one the plurality of recesses, releasably connecting the second end of the upper clamp arm and the lower clamp arm together.

4. The incontinence clamp of claim 3 , wherein one of the interlocking tooth and the plurality of recesses are carried by a release tab formed as an arcuate extension of the one of the second end of the upper clamp arm and the lower clamp arm, wherein a flexing actuation of the release tab away from the one of the second end of the upper clamp arm and the lower clamp arm of the incontinence clamp releases the interlocking tooth from the plurality of recesses of the incontinence clamp.

5. The incontinence clamp of claim 1 , wherein the removable upper guide and the removable lower guide are formed of a rigid polymer.

6. The incontinence clamp of claim 5 , wherein the rigid polymer is acrylonitrile butadiene styrene.

7. The incontinence clamp of claim 1 , wherein the upper padding and the lower padding are formed of a thermoplastic elastomer.

8. The incontinence clamp of claim 1 , wherein the upper padding and the lower padding each comprise a plurality of ridges formed on an outer surface.

9. The incontinence clamp of claim 1 , wherein the first side portion and the second side portion comprise a curved concave inner surface.

10. An incontinence clamp comprising:

an upper clamp arm comprising a first end, a second end, an inner surface, and an outer surface, wherein the upper clamp arm comprises an arcuate inner surface;

a lower clamp arm comprising a first end, a second end, an inner surface, and an outer surface, wherein the lower clamp arm comprises an arcuate inner surface;

a hinge pivotably connecting the first end of the upper clamp arm to the first end of the lower clamp arm;

a removable upper guide underlies a majority of the inner surface of the upper clamp arm, the removable upper guide comprising a concave-inner face, and an upper padding releasably secured over a majority of the removable upper guide;

a removable lower guide overlies a majority of the inner surface of the lower clamp arm, the removable lower guide comprising a first side portion, a second side portion and a middle portion disposed in between the first side portion and the second side portion, wherein the middle portion comprises a curved convex portion protruding towards the upper clamp arm, and a lower padding releasably secured over a majority of the removable lower guide; and

a connector releasably connecting the second end of the upper clamp arm to the second end of the lower clamp arm, the connector comprising a release tab integrally formed with and extending from the second end of the lower clamp arm, a plurality of recesses vertically disposed in a spaced apart relation along an inner face of the release tab, an engagement tooth defined on the second end of the upper clamp arm, the engagement tooth configured to cooperatively engage with a selected one of the plurality of recesses, wherein each of the plurality of recesses forms a different internal diameter of the incontinence clamp when the engagement tooth is received within a selected recess.

11. The incontinence clamp of claim 10 , wherein the removable upper guide and the removable lower guide are formed of a rigid polymer.

12. The incontinence clamp of claim 11 , wherein the rigid polymer is acrylonitrile butadiene styrene.

13. The incontinence clamp of claim 10 , wherein at least one of the removable upper guide and the removable lower guide is dimensioned to selectively adjust a size of the incontinence clamp to a user's penis.

14. The incontinence clamp of claim 10 , wherein the upper padding and the lower padding are formed of a thermoplastic elastomer.

15. The incontinence clamp of claim 10 , wherein the upper padding and the lower padding each comprise a plurality of ridges formed on an outer surface.

16. The incontinence clamp of claim 10 , wherein the first side portion and the second side portion comprise a curved concave inner surface.