Bodily fluids specimen collection device

1. A bodily fluids sample collection device, comprising:

(a) An elastic elongated frame member comprising: a first end and an opposing second end, the first end and the opposing second end each having a handle, the elastic elongated frame member being planar from the first end to the opposing second end;

(b) The elastic elongated frame member further comprising: a top edge, a first frame side and an opposing second frame side, the first frame side and the opposing second frame side concurrently angling inward from the first end and the opposing second end, respectively, from each handle toward a cup securing region centrally located in the elastic elongated frame member, and the elastic elongated frame member thereby having an increasingly narrowing frame width between the first frame side and the opposing second frame side toward the cup securing region, and a bodily fluids sample cup disposed in an upright position between the first frame side and the opposing second frame side of the elastic elongated frame member for receiving a bodily fluids sample from a patient;

(c) the first frame side and the opposing second frame side at the cup securing region each having an opposing, flexibly adjustable semi-circular cup holding portion, comprised of a pair of opposing semi-circular cup holding portions, defining the cup securing region of the elastic elongated frame member, the first frame side and the opposing second frame side being flexibly adapted to securely and removably engage, receive and support the bodily fluids sample cup;

(d) the first frame side and the opposing second frame side at the cup securing region being flexibly adapted for easy placement and release of the bodily fluids sample cup by the patient;

(e) a toilet bowl;

(f) the elastic elongated frame member having a frame length extending beyond an edge of the toilet bowl;

(g) the toilet bowl having a major axis and a minor axis; and

(h) whereby the handles enable the patient to grasp the bodily fluids sample collection device.

2. The bodily fluids sample collection device of claim 1 comprising: the toilet bowl freely supporting the elastic elongated frame member being configured and oriented along the minor axis of the toilet bowl, having the frame length of the elastic elongated frame member extending beyond minor outer edges of the toilet bowl.

3. The bodily fluids sample collection device of claim 1 further comprising: a toilet seat hingedly attached to the edge of the toilet bowl and freely supporting the elastic elongated frame member.

4. The bodily fluids sample collection device of claim 1 , wherein each handle of the respective first end and the opposing second end enables the patient to grasp the elastic elongated frame member without touching the toilet seat or the toilet bowl and distally from the bodily fluids sample cup.

5. The bodily fluids sample collection device of claim 1 , wherein each handle of the respective first end and the opposing second end comprises a plurality of attachable handle slits.

6. The bodily fluids sample collection device of claim 1 , wherein the bodily fluids sample cup is supported in the cup securing region, the bodily fluids sample cup having a top located generally planarly within, and slightly above, the elastic elongated frame member and having a lid, the lid having a fastening means for securing the lid to the top of the bodily fluid sample cup.

7. The bodily fluids sample collection device of claim 1 , wherein the fastening means to the lid includes at least one of opposing threads, a clip, or a snap-on lid.

8. The bodily fluids sample collection device of claim 1 , wherein the pair of opposing semi-circular cup holding portions of the elastic elongated frame member being elastically adjustable to securely receive and support bodily fluids sample cups of differing sizes.

9. The bodily fluids sample collection device of claim 1 , wherein the elastic elongated frame member further comprises: a plurality of top flange members positioned along the top edge located on the first frame side and the opposing second frame side of the elastic elongated frame member.

10. The bodily fluids sample collection device of claim 1 , wherein each handle of the respective first end and the opposing second end comprises a plurality of ribs.

11. The bodily fluids sample collection device of claim 1 , the elastic elongated frame member being configured and oriented along the major axis of the toilet bowl.

12. The bodily fluids sample collection device of claim 1 , wherein the pair of opposing semi-circular cup holding portions of the elastic elongated frame member being inwardly sloping from the top edge of the elastic elongated frame member toward the cup securing region.

13. A bodily fluids sample collection device, comprising:

(a) an elastic elongated frame member comprising: a first end and an opposing second handle end;

(b) the elastic elongated frame member being planar from the first end to the opposing second handle end;

(c) the elastic elongated frame member further comprising: a collection handle obliquely attached to the elastic elongated frame member at the opposing second handle end, the collection handle having a collection handle end opposing the opposing second handle end;

(d) the elastic elongated frame member further comprising: a first frame side and an opposing second frame side, the first frame side and the opposing second frame side angling inward beginning concurrently from the first end and the collection handle end, toward a cup securing region centrally located in the elastic elongated frame member and increasingly narrowing a frame width between the first frame side and the opposing second frame side toward the cup securing region and a bodily fluids sample cup disposed in an upright position between the first frame side and the opposing second frame side of the elastic elongated frame member for receiving a bodily fluids sample from a patient;

(e) the first frame side and the opposing second frame side at the cup securing region each having an opposing, flexibly adjustable semi-circular cup holding portion comprised of a pair of opposing semi-circular cup holding portions, defining the cup securing region of the elastic elongated frame member, the first frame side and the opposing second frame side being flexibly adapted to securely receive and support the bodily fluids sample cup disposed in an upright position between the first frame side and the opposing second frame side of the elastic elongated frame member;

(f) the first frame side and the opposing second frame side at the cup securing region being flexibly adapted for easy placement and release of the bodily fluids sample cup by the patient; and

(g) whereby the collection handle enables the patient to grasp the bodily fluids sample collection device.

14. The bodily fluids sample collection device of claim 13 , wherein the bodily fluids sample cup is supported in the cup securing region, the bodily fluids sample cup having a top located generally planarly within, and slightly above, the elastic elongated frame member and having a lid, the lid having a fastening means for securing the lid to the top of the bodily fluid sample cup.

15. The bodily fluids sample collection device of claim 13 , wherein the fastening means to the lid includes at least one of opposing threads, a clip, or a snap-on lid.

16. The bodily fluids sample collection device of claim 13 , wherein the collection handle end is configured to enable the patient to grasp the bodily fluids sample collection device distally from the bodily fluids sample cup.

17. The bodily fluids sample collection device of claim 13 , wherein the collection handle end comprises a plurality of attachable handle slits.

18. The bodily fluids sample collection device of claim 13 , wherein the pair of opposing semi-circular cup holding portions being adjustable to securely receive and support bodily fluids sample cups of differing sizes.

19. The bodily fluids sample collection device of claim 13 , wherein the collection handle end comprises a plurality of ribs.

20. The bodily fluids sample collection device of claim 13 , wherein the pair of opposing semi-circular cup holding portions of the elastic elongated frame member being inwardly sloping from the top edge of the elastic elongated frame member toward the cup securing region.