Suspendible exercise strap

1. A suspendible exercise strap comprising:

an elongated polymeric strap folded over itself at a medial point to form a base strap member and a loop strap member;

wherein the loop strap member is sewn at predetermined intervals to the base strap member such that the loop strap member forms a plurality of loops at the predetermined intervals;

wherein the strap forms a first larger loop at a distal end of the exercise strap;

wherein the strap forms a second larger loop at a proximal end of the exercise strap, wherein the first larger loop and the second larger loop are greater in diameter than the plurality of loops between the distal and proximal ends;

wherein the loop strap member exceeds the length of the base strap member by more than 20 percent;

a plurality of clips, each clip comprising a U-shaped fastener having:

two plates affixed at one side forming a recess between them, and

interior surfacing comprising a plurality of teeth adapted to bite into the strap and prevent movement of the strap during exercise;

wherein each clip is adapted to position between loops and reduce a diameter of a loop over which each clip is positioned.

2. The suspendible exercise strap of claim 1 , further comprising:

a detachable implement affixable to a loop using a carabiner, wherein the carabiner affixes to the strap;

wherein a plane formed by the carabiner in an affixed configuration is substantially planar to the plane formed by a hand gripping a handle affixed to the carabiner to prevent direction wear between the carabiner and a user; and

wherein the plane is orthogonal to a plane formed by the base strap member;

a second carabiner, wherein the second carabiner is affixed to the first larger loop or the second larger loop.

3. The suspendible exercise strap of claim 1 , further comprising a sphere and a carabiner.

4. The suspendible exercise strap of claim 1 , wherein the strap is adapted to be wrapped around an overhead beam and fed back through one of the larger loops suspending the strap from the overhead beam.

5. The suspendible exercise strap assembly of claim 1 , wherein the teeth are staggered across the interior surfacing.

6. The suspendible exercise strap assembly of claim 1 , wherein the teeth are offset from one another and each tooth is spaced a lateral distance away from all other teeth tooth.

7. The suspendible exercise strap assembly of claim 1 , wherein each clip is configured to position between stitched loops.

8. A suspendible exercise strap assembly comprising:

two elongated polymeric straps, each strap folded over itself at a medial point to form a base strap member and a loop strap member;

wherein the loop strap member is affixed at unevenly-spaced intervals to the base strap member using a plurality of clips such that the loop strap member forms a plurality of loops at the unevenly-spaced intervals;

wherein each clip comprises a U-shaped fastener having:

two plates affixed at one side forming a recess between them, and

interior surfacing comprising a plurality of teeth adapted to bite into the strap and prevent movement of the strap during exercise;

wherein each clip is adapted to position between loops and reduce a diameter of a loop over which each clip is positioned;

wherein the strap forms a first larger loop at a distal end of the exercise strap;

wherein the strap forms a second larger loop at a proximal end of the exercise strap;

wherein the loop strap member exceeds the length of the base strap member by more than 15 percent;

a detachable implement affixable to a loop using a carabiner, wherein the carabiner affixes to the strap;

wherein a plane formed by the carabiner in an affixed configuration is substantially orthogonal to the plane formed by the base strap member.

9. The suspendible exercise strap assembly of claim 8 , wherein the teeth are staggered across the interior surfacing.

10. The suspendible exercise strap assembly of claim 8 , wherein the teeth are offset from one another and each tooth is spaced a lateral distance away from all other teeth tooth.

11. The suspendible exercise strap assembly of claim 8 , wherein each clip is configured to position between stitched loops.