Apparatuses for improved electronic data storage and transfer and computer-implemented methods of using the same

1. An apparatus comprising:

a touch-adaptive display configured to receive user input and render data;

a solid state storage drive configured to store a plurality of discrete files received from at least one other device;

a plurality of wireless networking processors associated with a plurality of wireless networking protocols;

at least one biometric scanner;

at least one device processor; and

an assembled printed circuit board communicatively coupling each of the touch-adaptive display, the solid state storage drive, the plurality of wireless networking processors, the biometric scanner, and the at least one device processor,

wherein the device processor is configured to perform functionality consisting of:

authenticate that a user is permitted to access the solid state storage drive;

identify the plurality of discrete files stored via the solid state storage drive;

cause rendering, via the touch-adaptive display, of a representation of each file of the plurality of discrete files stored via the solid state storage drive,

transfer at least one of the plurality of discrete files to a communicable device via at least one of the plurality of networking processors;

delete one or more of the plurality of discrete files;

receive, from the communicable device or a second communicable device, one or more new discrete files for storage; and

store, via the solid state storage drive, the one or more new discrete files.

2. The apparatus of claim 1 , the apparatus further comprising:

at least one charging port coupled with a battery configured to provide power to the apparatus; and

at least one data transfer port,

wherein the charging port and at least a first data transfer port of the at least one data transfer port are embodied by an integrated data-charging port.

3. The apparatus of claim 2 , wherein the at least one data transfer port comprises the integrated data-charging port of a first data transfer port type and a second data transfer port of a second data transfer port type.

4. The apparatus of claim 1 , wherein the device processor is configured to transfer the at least one of the plurality of discrete files by performing:

determine, based at least in part on user interaction detected onboard the apparatus, a selected wireless networking processor of the plurality of wireless networking processors, and

wherein the device processor is configured to transfer the at least one of the plurality of discrete files to the communicable device via the selected wireless networking processor of the plurality of wireless networking processors.

5. The apparatus of claim 1 , wherein the device processor is configured to authenticate that the user is permitted to access the solid state storage drive by performing:

receive biometric data associated with the user in response to user interaction with the at least one biometric scanner, wherein to authenticate the user is permitted to access the solid state storage drive, the device processor is configured to authenticate the user associated with biometric data is permitted to access the solid state storage drive.

6. The apparatus of claim 1 , wherein the device processor is figured to transfer the at least one of the plurality of discrete files in response to user interaction associated with at least one of the representations associated with the plurality of discrete files rendered via the touch-adaptive display.

7. The apparatus of claim 1 , wherein the at least one biometric scanner comprises a fingerprint scanner disposed perpendicular to the touch-adaptive display.

8. The apparatus of claim 7 , wherein the at least one biometric scanner comprises a second fingerprint scanner disposed with a shared orientation as the touch-adaptive display.

9. The apparatus of claim 1 , further comprising:

a light indicator array communicatively coupled with the assembled printed circuit board.

10. The apparatus of claim 1 , wherein the device processor is configured to receive the one or more new discrete files by performing:

determine, based on user interaction detected onboard the apparatus, a selected wireless networking processor of the plurality of wireless networking processors, and

wherein the device processor is configured to receive the one or more new discrete files from the communicable device via the selected wireless networking processor of the plurality of wireless networking processors.

11. A computer-implemented method consisting of:

authenticating, by a device processor communicatively coupled via an assembled printed circuit board with a touch-adaptive display, a solid state storage drive, a plurality of wireless networking processors, a biometric scanner, and a data transfer port, wherein a user is permitted to access the solid state storage drive;

identifying, by the device processor, a plurality of discrete files stored via the solid state storage drive;

causing rendering, via the touch-adaptive display, of a representation of each file of the plurality of discrete files stored via the solid state storage drive;

transferring, by the device processor, at least one of the plurality of discrete files to a communicable device via at least one of the plurality of networking processors;

deleting one or more of the plurality of discrete files;

receiving, from the communicable device or a second communicable device, one or more new discrete files for storage; and

storing, via the solid state storage drive, the one or more new discrete files.